so my mom decided to start a book club because you know reading is supposed to be a calming enriching experience she rounded up a group of neighborhood moms and they kicked off with the D Vinci Code all seemed normal at first until I noticed they were meeting twice a week which seemed odd for a bunch of busy moms one day I overheard them Whispering like a secret society discussing how Renaissance art was clearly a blueprint for a secret network of underground tunnels connecting every Starbucks they even had a chart with Doodles of lattes and Leonardo's face thanks spiraled when they started ordering espresso machines in bulk just in case their next meeting involved a PowerPoint presentation about how the Mona Lisa was actually a map to a hidden stash of non-dairy creamer the kicker my mom concluded the meeting by saying Dan Brown may have written it but we're Brewing it and that's how our house became the headquarters for
so my mom decided to start a book club because you know reading is supposed to be a calming enriching experience she rounded up a group of neighborhood moms and they kicked off with the D Vinci Code all seemed normal at first until I noticed they were meeting twice a week which seemed odd for a bunch of busy moms one day I overheard them Whispering like a secret society discussing how Renaissance art was clearly a blueprint for a secret network of underground tunnels connecting every Starbucks they even had a chart with Doodles of lattes and Leonardo's face thanks spiraled when they started ordering espresso machines in bulk just in case their next meeting involved a PowerPoint presentation about how the Mona Lisa was actually a map to a hidden stash of non-dairy creamer the kicker my mom concluded the meeting by saying Dan Brown may have written it but we're Brewing it and that's how our house became the headquarters for
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