so last Saturday my friendss and I decided to join Sam for what he called his weekend Wing watch a peaceful bird watching session at the local park everything seemed normal at first binoculars bird calls the whole shebang until Sam started scribbling furiously in a notepad every time a bird chirped intrigued we asked what he was writing stock tips he said with a straight face the birds are giving me stock tips naturally we laughed it off assuming he'd been out in the sun too long but he was insistent claiming a blue jay's call men Amazon was going up in a cardinal song suggested at dip in Tesla we humored him secretly amused by his enthusiasm by the end of the day Sam was convinced he'd uncovered some AV in Wall Street but when we checked his portfolio it turned out the only tweet that mattered was the one reminding him to check his Investments more
so last Saturday my friendss and I decided to join Sam for what he called his weekend Wing watch a peaceful bird watching session at the local park everything seemed normal at first binoculars bird calls the whole shebang until Sam started scribbling furiously in a notepad every time a bird chirped intrigued we asked what he was writing stock tips he said with a straight face the birds are giving me stock tips naturally we laughed it off assuming he'd been out in the sun too long but he was insistent claiming a blue jay's call men Amazon was going up in a cardinal song suggested at dip in Tesla we humored him secretly amused by his enthusiasm by the end of the day Sam was convinced he'd uncovered some AV in Wall Street but when we checked his portfolio it turned out the only tweet that mattered was the one reminding him to check his Investments more
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