so last Saturday started like any other meeting of our gardening club a bunch of us sitting around sipping herbal tea discussing soil pH levels and the latest gossip about his tomato plant was secretly a zucchini Tim our newest member seemed a bit different but we didn't think much of it until he casually mentioned he could hear plants feelings at first we chuckled and thought he was being metaphorical but when he claimed the ferns were Whispering about his tacky gardening gloves things got a bit awkward he went on about having deep conversations with the cactus Council in his backyard insisting they had opinions on global warming and reality TV I mean we all love our plans but Tim was taking it to a whole new level of clorful induced Clairvoyance after a heated debate about whether succulents prefer jazz or a classical music we gently suggested he might need a hobby that talks back like joining a choir
so last Saturday started like any other meeting of our gardening club a bunch of us sitting around sipping herbal tea discussing soil pH levels and the latest gossip about his tomato plant was secretly a zucchini Tim our newest member seemed a bit different but we didn't think much of it until he casually mentioned he could hear plants feelings at first we chuckled and thought he was being metaphorical but when he claimed the ferns were Whispering about his tacky gardening gloves things got a bit awkward he went on about having deep conversations with the cactus Council in his backyard insisting they had opinions on global warming and reality TV I mean we all love our plans but Tim was taking it to a whole new level of clorful induced Clairvoyance after a heated debate about whether succulents prefer jazz or a classical music we gently suggested he might need a hobby that talks back like joining a choir
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