last weekend my buddies and I decided to have a picnic at the park a simple plan for a sunny afternoon we packed sandwiches snacks and a cooler of drinks everything was going great until Dave our self-proclaimed nature Whisperer declared he could negotiate with ants for our picnic spot we laughed it off thinking it was just one of Dave's eccentricities but true to his word Dave got down on all fours and started talking to an ant hill we watched in Amusement sipping our drinks as he conducted what appeared to be a United Nations Summit with ants hours pass asked and Dave returned looking dejected the ants are tough negotiators he said they want more than crumbs it wasn't until we noticed a trail of ants carrying away our sandwiches that had hit us the ants had no interest in land deals just meal deals as we packed up our picnic in defeat Dave side well I guess I
last weekend my buddies and I decided to have a picnic at the park a simple plan for a sunny afternoon we packed sandwiches snacks and a cooler of drinks everything was going great until Dave our self-proclaimed nature Whisperer declared he could negotiate with ants for our picnic spot we laughed it off thinking it was just one of Dave's eccentricities but true to his word Dave got down on all fours and started talking to an ant hill we watched in Amusement sipping our drinks as he conducted what appeared to be a United Nations Summit with ants hours pass asked and Dave returned looking dejected the ants are tough negotiators he said they want more than crumbs it wasn't until we noticed a trail of ants carrying away our sandwiches that had hit us the ants had no interest in land deals just meal deals as we packed up our picnic in defeat Dave side well I guess I
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