so last Saturday my brother Dave decided he was a handyman you see our kitchen sink had been acting up and Dave fueled by a YouTube tutorial and a questionable amount of confidence declared he could fix it fast forward an hour and the kitchen looked more like a scene from Titanic than anything else you've never truly lived until you've seen a grown man desperately trying to plug a geyser with his thumb in the midst of this aquatic chaos our dog Max suddenly found his calling as a lifeguard barkingorders from a top the table meanwhile my mom ever The Optimist suggested we install a diving board to really embrace the new amenities as water trickled into the living room my dad always ready with a dad joke walked in surveyed the scene and said well I always wanted a water feature welcome to Splash Zone Folks at that moment I realized we didn't just have
so last Saturday my brother Dave decided he was a handyman you see our kitchen sink had been acting up and Dave fueled by a YouTube tutorial and a questionable amount of confidence declared he could fix it fast forward an hour and the kitchen looked more like a scene from Titanic than anything else you've never truly lived until you've seen a grown man desperately trying to plug a geyser with his thumb in the midst of this aquatic chaos our dog Max suddenly found his calling as a lifeguard barkingorders from a top the table meanwhile my mom ever The Optimist suggested we install a diving board to really embrace the new amenities as water trickled into the living room my dad always ready with a dad joke walked in surveyed the scene and said well I always wanted a water feature welcome to Splash Zone Folks at that moment I realized we didn't just have
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