so last weekend was our annual neighborhood barbecue a tradition as sacred as Uncle Bob's Hawaiian shirts as usual Dave our self-proclaimed Grill Master set up his trusty Grill which he calls The Inferno boasting he could flip a burger faster than anyone else could blink now Dave's known for his theatrics he flps he spins he even has a little dance move he calls the sizzle Shuffle but this year something was off Midway through his routine The Inferno made a sound that was less Sizzle and more sassy comeback suddenly a perfectly timed Breeze carried a puff of smoke shaped suspiciously like a question mark right into Dave's face bewildered but committed Dave continued flipping only for the grill to respond with a sequence of smoke signals that can best be described as a burger flipping roast by the time his wife Karen pointed out the smoke was forming letters
so last weekend was our annual neighborhood barbecue a tradition as sacred as Uncle Bob's Hawaiian shirts as usual Dave our self-proclaimed Grill Master set up his trusty Grill which he calls The Inferno boasting he could flip a burger faster than anyone else could blink now Dave's known for his theatrics he flps he spins he even has a little dance move he calls the sizzle Shuffle but this year something was off Midway through his routine The Inferno made a sound that was less Sizzle and more sassy comeback suddenly a perfectly timed Breeze carried a puff of smoke shaped suspiciously like a question mark right into Dave's face bewildered but committed Dave continued flipping only for the grill to respond with a sequence of smoke signals that can best be described as a burger flipping roast by the time his wife Karen pointed out the smoke was forming letters
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