Meet the World's Most Paranoid Parrot at a Birthday Party!

last Sunday my family gathered for my cousin's birthday party and everything seemed normal until my uncle unveiled his gift a parent named Percy he probably explained he'd spent weeks training Percy to say happy birthday but to her surprise as soon as my aunt entered the room Percy screeched Intruder we laughed it off thinking it was a one-time fluke but as each guest arrived Percy squaws grew louder declaring intruder with absolute conviction even the delivery guy dropping off the cake wasn't spared asthe party went on the parents Antics became the UN attended centerpiece overshadowing my cousin's birthday entirely when my uncle finally conceited defeat he sighed well at least it's good at home security to which Percy as if on Q added call the comps we all burst into laughter realizing my uncle had inadvertently gifted my cousin the world's most paranoid parent

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When Your Grill Plays Music: BBQ Surprise! 🎶🔥

so there we were basking in the sun at Dave's backyard barbecue ready to devour some burgers and hot dogs dave was beaming with pride over his new state-of-the-art grill claiming it was the best money could buy as he fired it up we heard a faint melody drifting through the air at first we thought it was the neighbor's radio but as the sound grew clearer we realized it was coming from the grill itself confused we watched as Dave fiddled with the knobs only for the grill to switch from sizzling steaks to swavely playing girl from Epana turns out Dave had bought a Bluetooth enabled speaker disguised as a grill as we laughed at the absurdity my buddy Jim chimed in "Well Dave at least this way your grill marks will always hit all the right notes

Whiskers the Cat: The Unexpected Mime Master You Must See!

last weekend my sister dropped off her cat whiskers for us to babysit while she went on a silent Retreat now whiskers always seemed like an ordinary cat but when we set him down in the living room he immediately started performing the most intricate MIM routine I've ever seen at first we thought he was just stretching but then he began doing the classic trapped in an invisible box act my friends and I were mesmerized questioning the very fabric of our walls as whiskers expertly minded climbing an imaginary lad the neighbors came over perplexed by the sight of a group of adults applauding an oblivious cat just as we were about to call a talent agent whiskers casually strolled over nudged his food bowl and meowed impatiently it turns out he wasn't miming he was just really good at ignoring us as we laughed at the absurdity my friend

Haunted Blender Prank: You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

so last Saturday my friends and I were hanging out at my place trying to beat the summer heat with some homemade smoothies as I was about to toss some strawberries into the blender it suddenly roared to life on its own we all jumped back eyes wide with my buddy Tom clutching his heart like he'd just seen a ghost my roommate Sarah nervously joked about our haunted kitchen appliance while Dave suggested we call in a priest the blender word and buzzed seemingly possessed and just as we were about to flee the scene my neighbor's kid Timmy Bur through the door laughing hysterically turns out Timmy had rigged the blender with a remote control as part of his latest prank as we all laughed in relief Timmy proudly declared guess you could say I really Juiced up the mood

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