so my friends and I decided to try Urban farming on my apartment balcony we thought it would be a fun way to get some fresh veggies and maybe save a few bucks everything started off pretty normal we planted some tomatoes cucumbers and peppers but a few weeks in I noticed the Cucumbers were growing in perfect row like they were planning something then one morning I found a tiny sign staked into the soil that read more sunlight or else at first I thought my friends were playing a prank but they swore they had nothing to do with it thenext day the tomatoes were picketing with little signs saying no photosynthesis no peace I tried to reason with them explaining the constraints of living in a city but they just kept chanting finally we reached a compromise I'd rotate the planters for equal sun exposure as I walked away I heard the lettuce whisper let
so there we were basking in the sun at Dave's backyard barbecue ready to devour some burgers and hot dogs dave was beaming with pride over his new state-of-the-art grill claiming it was the best money could buy as he fired it up we heard a faint melody drifting through the air at first we thought it was the neighbor's radio but as the sound grew clearer we realized it was coming from the grill itself confused we watched as Dave fiddled with the knobs only for the grill to switch from sizzling steaks to swavely playing girl from Epana turns out Dave had bought a Bluetooth enabled speaker disguised as a grill as we laughed at the absurdity my buddy Jim chimed in "Well Dave at least this way your grill marks will always hit all the right notes
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