last Saturday my sister Karen and I decided to hit the grocery store for what we thought would be a routine shopping trip as soon as we entered Karen grabbed a card and almost immediately it veered left nearly taking out a display of canned beans this card has a mind of its own she declared eyes wide with a mix of fear and determination I chuckled assuming it was just Karen being dramatic but as we navigated the aisles the cart seemed to have its own agenda swerving unpredictably and stopping dead in its tracks at random Karen was convinced it was possessed so I followed her on what became a ridiculous hourlong exorcism Mission around the store where she tried everything from gently whispering to the cart to sternly lecturing at about good behavior it wasn't until we nearly crashed into a pyramid of toilet paper that I crouched down to investigate and found a wobbly wheel ah Karen
last Saturday my sister Karen and I decided to hit the grocery store for what we thought would be a routine shopping trip as soon as we entered Karen grabbed a card and almost immediately it veered left nearly taking out a display of canned beans this card has a mind of its own she declared eyes wide with a mix of fear and determination I chuckled assuming it was just Karen being dramatic but as we navigated the aisles the cart seemed to have its own agenda swerving unpredictably and stopping dead in its tracks at random Karen was convinced it was possessed so I followed her on what became a ridiculous hourlong exorcism Mission around the store where she tried everything from gently whispering to the cart to sternly lecturing at about good behavior it wasn't until we nearly crashed into a pyramid of toilet paper that I crouched down to investigate and found a wobbly wheel ah Karen
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