so my roommate Jake decided to adopt a pet because he thought it would make our apartment feel more homey I was expecting a puppy or maybe a cat but when he came home with a cactus I was more than a little confused it's a designer Cactus he explained as if that clarified anything apparently the breeder guaranteed it was low maintenance and hypoallergenic which made us laugh because you know it's a plant at first everything was fine Jake even named it Spike and started talking to it like it was a puppy things took aturn when Jake and sister on taking Spike for a walk every morning he'd strap it into a little red wagon and parade it around the block waving at neighbors like it was the most normal thing in the world one day he came back panicked yelling spikes beenin dognapped I was speechless until I saw the ransom note demanding a pack of
so my roommate Jake decided to adopt a pet because he thought it would make our apartment feel more homey I was expecting a puppy or maybe a cat but when he came home with a cactus I was more than a little confused it's a designer Cactus he explained as if that clarified anything apparently the breeder guaranteed it was low maintenance and hypoallergenic which made us laugh because you know it's a plant at first everything was fine Jake even named it Spike and started talking to it like it was a puppy things took aturn when Jake and sister on taking Spike for a walk every morning he'd strap it into a little red wagon and parade it around the block waving at neighbors like it was the most normal thing in the world one day he came back panicked yelling spikes beenin dognapped I was speechless until I saw the ransom note demanding a pack of
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