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Rufus the Bulldog: Secret Poker Night with Cats and Raccoon!


 

last weekend my neighbor asked me to dogs sit his Bulldog Rufus Rufus seemed like your typical Lazy Dog and I figured it would be an easy gig on the first night I noticed Rufus sneaking out through the doggy door around 8:00 p.m. curiosity peaked I decided to follow him to my surprise Rufus trotted down the street and entered the garage of Mr Thompson the elderly man known for his love of card games peering through the window I saw Rufus seated at a makeshift poker table surrounded by a mly crew of Neighborhood Cats and a suspiciously well-dressed raccoon Rufus was in the zone a cigar hanging from his mouth and a pair of sunglasses perched on his snout as I watched in disbelief Rufus laid down a royal flush causing the raccoon to dramatically toss his cards in the air it was then I realized why my neighbor never worried

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