so last Saturday our neighborhood decided to host its annual garage sale you know the usual setup kids selling lemonade parents trying to offload old exercise equipment and me on the hunt for anything that might give my living room some character as I ambled past Mrs Turner's table of vintage hats I overheard a commotion at Mr Jenkins stand it turns out he was selling a toaster that allegedly could toast bread in the shape of celebrities mildly intrigued I elbowed my way through the crowd just in time to see a slice pop out with the unmistakable visit of Nicholas Cage the crowd gasped and before I knew it a bidding war erupted Carol from down the street was waving a 20 while old Mr Peterson clutching his wallet desperately countered with a 50 I couldn't believe my eyes adults squabbling over a toaster like it was a royal heirloom just as the
so last Saturday our neighborhood decided to host its annual garage sale you know the usual setup kids selling lemonade parents trying to offload old exercise equipment and me on the hunt for anything that might give my living room some character as I ambled past Mrs Turner's table of vintage hats I overheard a commotion at Mr Jenkins stand it turns out he was selling a toaster that allegedly could toast bread in the shape of celebrities mildly intrigued I elbowed my way through the crowd just in time to see a slice pop out with the unmistakable visit of Nicholas Cage the crowd gasped and before I knew it a bidding war erupted Carol from down the street was waving a 20 while old Mr Peterson clutching his wallet desperately countered with a 50 I couldn't believe my eyes adults squabbling over a toaster like it was a royal heirloom just as the
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