last weekend my brother Tom announced he'd taken up extreme ironing as a hobby we all thought it was just another one of his quarky phases like the time he tried to start a competitive napping league but Tom was serious he died on mountains in forests even on a neighbor's trampoline the oddest part was his claim that his shirts were giving him life advice at first we humored him thinking it was just a metaphor for self-reflection but Tom insisted saying when you iron you listen last night he called us for a family meeting solemnly play placing a freshly pressed shirt on the table this shirt has spoken to me he declared we all leaned in as Tom dramatically unfolded it to reveal the message stay pressed and wrinkle-free the room erupted with laughter tears streaming down our faces Mom finally caught her breath and said well I guess that's oppressing
last weekend my brother Tom announced he'd taken up extreme ironing as a hobby we all thought it was just another one of his quarky phases like the time he tried to start a competitive napping league but Tom was serious he died on mountains in forests even on a neighbor's trampoline the oddest part was his claim that his shirts were giving him life advice at first we humored him thinking it was just a metaphor for self-reflection but Tom insisted saying when you iron you listen last night he called us for a family meeting solemnly play placing a freshly pressed shirt on the table this shirt has spoken to me he declared we all leaned in as Tom dramatically unfolded it to reveal the message stay pressed and wrinkle-free the room erupted with laughter tears streaming down our faces Mom finally caught her breath and said well I guess that's oppressing
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