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Turtle Skates to Stardom: The Unexpected Pet Talent Show!


 so last year during lockdown my sister decided she'd turn our pet turtle turbo into the Tony Hawk of reptiles at first we all rolled our eyes thinking it was just another quarantine hobby that had fizzle out like her sourdough attempts but nope day in and day out she diligently worked with turbo complete with a mini skateboard and motivational talks fast forward a few months and turbo was indeed skateboarding albe it's slower than watching paint dry our neighbors thought it was hilarious and started calling him the radical reptileone day the local news picked up the story and suddenly turbo was famous we even got invited to a small pet talent show on the big day as turbo was about to make his grand entrance he just sat there basking in the sun completely ignoring the skateboard the crowd waited in anticipation until my sister Shrugged and said guess he's just taking his time to kick flip and to start him

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