every summer our neighborhood hosts a massive garage sale where everyone's Oddities come out of hiding for a day this year my buddy Dave and I were perusing the usual mix of old lamps and questionable fashion choices when we stumbled upon Mr Thompson's table front and center was a Dusty vintage radio crackling with static suddenly it burst to life with a voice declaring breaking news Mrs Henderson overwatered her Bonas again Dave and I exchanged puzzled glances as more updates followed Mr Jenkins lawn Nome collection Sally's failed attempted baking all broadcasted live as the day went on the crowd around Mr Thompson table grew enthralled by this radio gossip it wasn't until the end when Mr Thompson winked and admitted he'd been impersonating a news anchor all along to draw in customers as we walked away Dave shook his head chuckling I guess that's one way to tune
every summer our neighborhood hosts a massive garage sale where everyone's Oddities come out of hiding for a day this year my buddy Dave and I were perusing the usual mix of old lamps and questionable fashion choices when we stumbled upon Mr Thompson's table front and center was a Dusty vintage radio crackling with static suddenly it burst to life with a voice declaring breaking news Mrs Henderson overwatered her Bonas again Dave and I exchanged puzzled glances as more updates followed Mr Jenkins lawn Nome collection Sally's failed attempted baking all broadcasted live as the day went on the crowd around Mr Thompson table grew enthralled by this radio gossip it wasn't until the end when Mr Thompson winked and admitted he'd been impersonating a news anchor all along to draw in customers as we walked away Dave shook his head chuckling I guess that's one way to tune
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