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Wedding Vows: Love, Laughter, and a Wi-Fi Password Twist!


last Saturday I attended my cousin Sarah's wedding a lovely ceremony in a rustic Barn everything seemed perfect until the officient who apparently moonlights as a stand-up comedian stepped up right from the start he had us chuckling with his light-hearted remarks but things took a turn when he began the vows he said do you Sarah promise to love cherish and never change the Wi-Fi password everyone laughed thinking it was a joke but Sarah's fiance Tom looked puzzled undeterred the officient continued and do you Tom take Sarah as your lawfully wetted Wi-Fi Tom hesitated then nodded going along with the joke the ceremony wrapped up with the usual Applause but the real kicker came at the reception as they sliced the cake the DJ announced for those asking the password his husband and wife I 123 all lowercase that's when we realized

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