so my roommates and I decided to host an authentic Italian dinner party none of us are Italian but how hard could it be armed with a YouTube tutorial and a bottle of cheap guanti we set out things started going sideways when Dave who insisted he was a natural at rolling pasta ended up with dough that looked more like abstract art than Linguini meanwhile Jenny our designated sauce master discovered she was mysteriously allergic to tomatoes mid stir as the kitchen descended into chaos with flowerflurries and sauce splatters rivaling a modern art exhibit the fire alarm blared Dave ever The Optimist suggested it was just adding atmosphere as we stumbled out coughing our neighbors watched beused with no other option we ordered dominoes when the delivery guy arrived he took one look at our flower cake clothes and asked if we've been in a food fight
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