so last Saturday my family decided to hold a garage sale to clear out years of accumulated clutter as we were setting up Dad emerged from the attic with a triumphant look holding what he claimed was an ancient artifact he was convinced it would fetch us a fortune and he handled it like it was the missing piece of the Rosetta Stone the thing was covered in dust and had a strange Mystic aura or maybe it was just bad lighting my sister and I both Skeptics squinted at it as the crowd gathered dad began regaling them with stories of ancient civilizations and mysterious rituals the crowd nodded intrigued as he spun his tail finally curiosity got the better of me and I took a closer look with a quick wipe the mystery was solved em blazing on the side with the words I heart fogs my sister burst out laughing and I joined realizing dad's ancient
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