so my cousin Dave just got this flashy new car and we were all a bit envious it was one of those models with all the bells and whistles literally the first time he took us for a spin something odd happened every few minutes the car would honk by itself at first we laughed it off figuring it was a fancy feature we didn't understand like a self-aware automotive mood ring but then the honking started getting weirdly specific right as we passed the neighbor's house or when Dave was about to brag about his car's horsepower clearly the car had developed a personality and an obnoxious one at that one day it honed the tune of Jingle Bells in July and we knew we had to solve the mystery after an afternoon of sleuthing we discovered the real culprit the neighbor's kid with a remote controlled car on the same frequency we all burst into laughter and
so my cousin Dave just got this flashy new car and we were all a bit envious it was one of those models with all the bells and whistles literally the first time he took us for a spin something odd happened every few minutes the car would honk by itself at first we laughed it off figuring it was a fancy feature we didn't understand like a self-aware automotive mood ring but then the honking started getting weirdly specific right as we passed the neighbor's house or when Dave was about to brag about his car's horsepower clearly the car had developed a personality and an obnoxious one at that one day it honed the tune of Jingle Bells in July and we knew we had to solve the mystery after an afternoon of sleuthing we discovered the real culprit the neighbor's kid with a remote controlled car on the same frequency we all burst into laughter and
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