last summer my Aunt Linda started receiving mysterious notes in her mailbox all signed by her garden gnome Mr dinkles now Linda being a quirky lady who loves her garden more than anything found this both fascinating and mildly disturbing each note was a comical critique of her gardening skills your roses are basically weeds in Disguise one said my cousin Jake and I decided to investigate one evening armed with flashlights and snacks we camped out in her living room peering through the curtains around midnight we saw the neighbors dog Sparky prancing around with something shiny turns out a pen was taped to Sparky's collar and he was scribbling on leftover sticky notes left outside we burst out laughing realizing that Sparky had been the one critiquing Linda's gardening prowess the next morning we told Linda who chuckled and said well at least now I know why I hide
last summer my Aunt Linda started receiving mysterious notes in her mailbox all signed by her garden gnome Mr dinkles now Linda being a quirky lady who loves her garden more than anything found this both fascinating and mildly disturbing each note was a comical critique of her gardening skills your roses are basically weeds in Disguise one said my cousin Jake and I decided to investigate one evening armed with flashlights and snacks we camped out in her living room peering through the curtains around midnight we saw the neighbors dog Sparky prancing around with something shiny turns out a pen was taped to Sparky's collar and he was scribbling on leftover sticky notes left outside we burst out laughing realizing that Sparky had been the one critiquing Linda's gardening prowess the next morning we told Linda who chuckled and said well at least now I know why I hide
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