so last Friday at the office my cooworker Lisa came storming in waving her hands like she was swatting invisible flies it's happened again she exclaimed pointing accusingly at her stapler apparently Lisa had been losing sections of her reports for the past week and she swore that her stap had developed a taste for paper leaving behind nothing but a few stray Staples at first we all laughed it off suggesting she might need more coffee or a staple or exorcism but when I saw her kneeling by her desk performing what looked like a tribal dance to a pie the stapler Spirits I knew we had to intervene after some sleuthing we discovered tiny candy wrappers stuffed inside the stapler turns out Lisa's toddler had been using it as a personal trash can for her clandestine candy binges Lisa was mortified but I reassured her that a stapler with a sweet tooth might
so last Friday at the office my cooworker Lisa came storming in waving her hands like she was swatting invisible flies it's happened again she exclaimed pointing accusingly at her stapler apparently Lisa had been losing sections of her reports for the past week and she swore that her stap had developed a taste for paper leaving behind nothing but a few stray Staples at first we all laughed it off suggesting she might need more coffee or a staple or exorcism but when I saw her kneeling by her desk performing what looked like a tribal dance to a pie the stapler Spirits I knew we had to intervene after some sleuthing we discovered tiny candy wrappers stuffed inside the stapler turns out Lisa's toddler had been using it as a personal trash can for her clandestine candy binges Lisa was mortified but I reassured her that a stapler with a sweet tooth might
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