so last weekend my brother Dave called an emergency family meeting he was in a tizzy claiming his brand new high-tech fitness tracker had gone rogue this thing was documenting workouts like midnight sprints couch jumps and tail wagging intervals which was even more confusing because to my knowledge Dave's never sprinted anywhere at midnight unless there was pizza involved we all laughed it off thinking maybe it was a glitch or Dave's wild imagination but Dave being the tech challenge skeptic h is refused to wear it then one evening as I was watching TV I noticed our dog Max racing around like he had just discovered the secrets of the universe that's when it hit me i asked Dave where the tracker was and he sheepishly pointed to Max sporting the gadget on his collar like a K-9 fashion statement turns out his possessed tracker was just tracking Max's adventures
so last weekend my brother Dave called an emergency family meeting he was in a tizzy claiming his brand new high-tech fitness tracker had gone rogue this thing was documenting workouts like midnight sprints couch jumps and tail wagging intervals which was even more confusing because to my knowledge Dave's never sprinted anywhere at midnight unless there was pizza involved we all laughed it off thinking maybe it was a glitch or Dave's wild imagination but Dave being the tech challenge skeptic h is refused to wear it then one evening as I was watching TV I noticed our dog Max racing around like he had just discovered the secrets of the universe that's when it hit me i asked Dave where the tracker was and he sheepishly pointed to Max sporting the gadget on his collar like a K-9 fashion statement turns out his possessed tracker was just tracking Max's adventures
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